Poop schloopping

The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.

World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping

by Pooppy queen April 10, 2019

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

slooping

the combination of sleuthing and snooping

dude, what's up with meaghan and jenny? those hotties are slooping for info all the damn time.

by slooper June 11, 2006

Shooping

Extreme action of toolishness. Usually always wearing tye dye, taking mirror pics, and being sexy.

No! Stop shooping you piece of poop!

by Logan Kimmel March 13, 2011

Shlopping

Making repetitive smacking and moist mucusy noises with your mouth or nose.

Ie: licking, mouth smacking, noisy nose blowing and wiping, horking, gagging, spitting, messy sneezing, hacking and coughing without covering your mouth.

Any noisy, moist, mucusy sound emitting from the mouth and or nose that just drives you up the freaking wall- like the sound made by hanging elevens from the nose being sucked in by inhaling deeply through the Schnozzola Mazzola. Pretty much any gross sound deemed by the majority of people to be annoying/disgusting.

Stop that shlopping sound, you are grossing me out.

by KarMa - Marc & Karena February 24, 2018

Sheelooping

The act of saving your sperm in a cup over a long period of time.

I've been Sheelooping for the last month and it is smelling rather raunchy.

by Charalesa January 22, 2006

Shlombing

The act of coming someones hair with ones penis. I'ts a mixture of the word Shlong and Combing.

"I can't believe I let him Shlomb my hair!"

"Man look at that girls hair, she could use a good Shlombing" *points to crotch, then high fives*

by Chuck a Duck February 14, 2008