by ovebvhoeirbvhioerbvih4h45h45h4 October 14, 2009
Get the shitsicle buttfuck mug.Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
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"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"
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"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009
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During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
Get the Shitdick mug.by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
Get the shitdick mug.When over a process of a few days, someone inserts a Popsicle stick up their anus. Every insertion will add a thin layer of shit, over time adding up to a large Shitsicle.
by Thicc nugg June 16, 2019
Get the Shitsicle mug.70's - 80's slang for cowboy, cowboy "wanna' be", or urban cowboy (wouldn't know what to do w/ the bull if/when he ever got it by the horns!)
Them shitkickers probably never done broke more sweat than trying the Texas 2-step or line dancing down at the Broken Spoke. Give real cowboys a bad name!
by hydrogeo December 26, 2004
Get the shitkicker mug.Look at those two shitdicks over there - you know they're gonna be packing each other's asses tonight.
by Kurt December 31, 2004
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