The result of an inconsiderate neighbor not picking up their dog's shit and you mowing over it, causing the turd to be ground up and splattered onto your law, into the street, or onto an innocent bystander.
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up with dog shit splatter all over my lawn."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up spraying the street with dog shit splatter."
Dave: "Damn, that sucks."
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John: "I was out mowing one day and I ended up pelting some Steven with dog shit splatter.
Dave: "NICE!!"
by Rock it February 16, 2010
When you have to shit so bad that when seated on the toilet, you lift your heals up high off the bathroom floor and rock side to side while pinching a loaf.
by Avionic January 09, 2011
by crossoverpoint February 12, 2009
Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.
Also known as HDS technology.
Also known as HDS technology.
Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.
by tbone87 April 28, 2008
Also known as "dog shit".
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.
Dog Shit Park is a place where people bring their dogs for a walk, and where cool people drink beer and smoke pot. If you are really cool you might even get a spot on the bench. You also must add to the pile of beer caps infront of the bench when possible.
by daeth December 17, 2004
A. any soldier whos sucks at life.
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable
B. any type of MRE that is terrible.
C. any situation that is undesirable.
D. when some one/thing is detestable
Mcknight, you look like hammered dog shit.
by MANNAMEDJACK March 05, 2009
1. Anything made in America or Europe that is a pale imitation of its Japanese or otherwise foreign counterpart. Take -any- Hollywood movie based on a Japanese video game or anime.
2.. Anything that exploits the ideals of western culture to create a very generic product. Almost any Reality TV show or First-Person Shooter.
2.. Anything that exploits the ideals of western culture to create a very generic product. Almost any Reality TV show or First-Person Shooter.
1. "Dude did you see Dragonball Evolution? Its pure western dog shit that's nothing like the anime."
2. "I really hate this show, it's so fake. Anyone can tell she's crying crocodile tears. What western dog shit this is."
2. "I really hate this show, it's so fake. Anyone can tell she's crying crocodile tears. What western dog shit this is."
by Name already being used. October 07, 2009