The two most powerful words ever created so powerful when you state them (say them outloud) you head will puff up and explode like a ballon
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by acemax February 19, 2009

I was playing Vajajay Shazam last night with my wife and she did not get one song right. However, she still enjoyed the game
by Shoeguy7 July 11, 2017

Continuos, heavy poundings into any of a girls orifices, while shouting (at the top of your voice) 'SLAM SLAM SLAM SHAZAM' the shazam indicating your ejaculation.
Jessica: Hey babe want to try anything new tonight?
Ilyess: Yeh i thought i would give you the old 'Slam slam slam shazam'
Ilyess: Yeh i thought i would give you the old 'Slam slam slam shazam'
by Arthwani June 20, 2011

It's basically regular green eggs and ham but with semen and afterwards the man who ejaculated the semen waves his wrist and says "Shazam!"
by Officer_figpucker69 February 7, 2017

adjective
Describes a piece of music or audio that can be recognized and identified by the Shazam app.
Note: Often used in music production or DJ circles to describe whether an instrumental, sample, or track is publicly available and indexed in Shazam’s database. The opposite is "unshazamable," meaning Shazam cannot identify it.
Describes a piece of music or audio that can be recognized and identified by the Shazam app.
Note: Often used in music production or DJ circles to describe whether an instrumental, sample, or track is publicly available and indexed in Shazam’s database. The opposite is "unshazamable," meaning Shazam cannot identify it.
That new track was so obscure, it wasn’t even Shazamable.”
“This beat slaps, but it’s not Shazamable — must be from an underground producer.”
“This beat slaps, but it’s not Shazamable — must be from an underground producer.”
by heyitsdavid May 20, 2025

the act of masturbating. used when you want to specify that someone has sexual intentions and works on his own
by BeebeeTony June 29, 2025

The ole Shazam: This refers to when your friend talks dat shit and ya need a cool name for the ass whoopage you're about to bestow upon them so thanklessly
Nick was talking shit about Jeremiah's old girl and people still talk about The ole Shazam that went down that night that Jeremiah handed out tickets for
by Mista Phillie October 13, 2021
