When someone who’s usually a Christian, only abides by some rules in the bible that they deem morally wrong. Like gays go to hell, but they still get drunk or watch porn.
Someone: Why is Barb getting a divorce does she know it’s against the Bible?
Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.
Me: Oh she’s just Selective Sinning.
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Get the selector mug.A once in an eternity sweetheart, who will make you question your entire existence after meeting her. The kind of person that gives off energy so pure, that you feel in a state of bliss whenever you are next to her.
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Selina has eyes that are as soft as her heart and a smile that will always make you smile no matter what. She is very sensitive but always understanding. When it comes to food, Selina loves her Round Table Pizza with salad and she never forgets to put the Dr. Pepper in the freezer for just the right amount of time. And don't forget to get her ice cream, but she'll probably want to buy it herself, you just can't let her lol. She is an artist by nature, who has the ability to pick up any craft and be great at it. Selina is great at all she does, but is as humble and as generous as it gets. You cannot mention Selina without mentioning music. Selina has bangerz for days. Her emotions are powerful and although not always verbally expressed, are evident through her actions. And she strong af so don't play around and find on out.
In conclusion, no words can truly capture all that Selina is. Hold her, with every ounce of life that is within, forever.
Bob: Damn I found out my lady is pregnant and it's a girl. What should I do?
Jim: You should name her Selina
Jim: You should name her Selina
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Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.
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