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Seaweeding

Describes the cute, seaweed-like way BTS sway when sitting in interviews, particularly when not talking. First noticed by @joonstaetae on Twitter
Lol did you see how much BTS were seaweeding in the Billboard interview
by Lydia130613 December 14, 2020
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Sexweed

The accumulation of rogue hairs from a woman's head on a man's genitals after sex; similar to the gathering of free floating seaweed. Usually not noticed until the putting on of underwear or taking a shower.
1. "You know Susie is bulimic, right?"

"Well, that would explain all the sexweed."

2. "I can feel some sexweed tangled around my balls."

3. "I didn't realize how hard I was pulling her hair until the next morning when I found tons of sexweed."
by Adenosine July 31, 2010
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seaweeb

a pun for people who idealise seattle as weebs do japan
it is funny because of seaweed
dude: bro we should move to seattle after high school, it's so nice there and the weather is perfect and they have trees
bro: dude are you a seaweeb?
by US99 October 26, 2019
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Seaweemer

A Seaweemer is a small worm that lives under the sea, similar to a sea slug, that is happy :)
Aww, that seaweemer is so cute!”
by Billos July 12, 2019
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Sea Weed

A term describing a person who is tripping shit after swimming whilst high on marijuana. This term is also used when a drowned man is found on a beach with marijuana in his pocket.
Example A
Lifeguard A: "oh shit, we got some sea weed in the water."
Lifeguard B: "Damn, those pot heads always come here trippin' shit and make people stop coming to the beach
Lifeguard A: "Yeah, we better go get that guy out of there, he might drown."
Lifeguard B: "Well we might as well watch him go for a bit, it might get funny."
Lifeguard A: "Yeah that is a good idea."

Example B
Rasta A: "Ja mon, i just dun found some Mary Jane In some drowned man's pocket."
Rasta B: "Holy Ganja, come here right quick and we smoke dat stuff off."
Rasta A: "Nah mon, this be my first sea weed i ever done found. I be saving dis stuff for da Jamaican forest fire that be happening soon."
Rasta B: "Ja mon that be a good idea, sea weed be some lucky stuff. I one time found some of dat shit and i won three ounces of Mary Jane."
Rasta A: Well mon, i tink u should come here right quick and do some smokin wit me. I save half for da Jamaican Forest Fire."
by DA RASTA MON February 29, 2012
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Sea weed in the ocean

A term used to describe the hair on your ass after a long, sweaty and usually hot day.
Matt: Hey Reed what did you do yesterday, it was almost 100 degrees out side?

Reed: I worked on my car all day, when i was done my ass felt like sea weed in the ocean!
by Reed Garrison February 1, 2008
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seawendy

An overweight woman or girl who wears a retainer, thus giving her a constant lisp.
You are such a seawendy!
Josh does not know what a seawendy is.
Dat girl is turning into a seawendy!
by LahdayBahd December 1, 2011
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