Seaweed

Slang for someone who is annoying, bothersome, or gets in the way of something, like seaweed floating around in the ocean.

"Get your seaweed out of my way please!" "This job is the most seaweed part of my year."

by A.Fischer1825 June 18, 2025

Seaweed boy

A bloke at work who just floats around doing fuck all

Look at Theo just walking around doing nothing again what a useless seaweed boy

by Jexma December 2, 2025

Seaweed Brain

One of the members of the r/camp half blood Discord Server and my amazing friend and boyfriend. We love you so much.

Jules: Hey Seaweed Brain.
Seaweed Brain: Wassup.

by aideusv March 4, 2024

Seaweed jungle

A whole bunch on pubic hair thats long and smelly

Dude cut your seaweed jungle

by Boonginckus January 14, 2026