Seamus

Big man with a Bigger peen. Great person but a bully

You have a big peen you must be a Seamus

by seamdoggy May 12, 2022

Seamus

Hot, sexy dude with an enormous penis (42-69”)
Every girl wants to touch his massive coc.

Girl 1: “Seamus has a huge penis”
Girl 2 “I want to sit on that massive pole”

by Dat_nigga_123 May 25, 2022

Seamus

An irishman with a big cock

seamus is seamus

by Bang gang 69 August 30, 2022

Seamus

Seamus works here. He is cool. He is soooooo cool. Ask for Seamus.

This post has Seamus in it? Good post

by TheManHimself711 May 25, 2021

Seamus

A wedlock congressmen with his black jewish boyfriend who works at a military abortion clinic

Seamus is a satanist

by Djslimdick12453 October 14, 2019

Seamus

Big dick mf

Mason: Damn my boy Seamus is one big dick mf

by Yassssss2342 June 23, 2022

Seamus-ing

The act of storing additional luggage or gifts when traveling by automobile, particularly during the holidays, by strapping baggage to the roof of a car. (In the same manner Mitt Romney infamously transported his family dog, Seamus.)

We had so many presents we had to go seamus-ing after visiting Grandma.

Because we were seamus-ing, we could fit all the cousins AND the dog in one van for our trip to Myrtle Beach.

by StonesFan December 28, 2012