Seagulls

Nature's version of welfare recipients.
Seagulls and welfare recipients are a lot alike...they both sit around waiting for handouts, spawn uncontrollably, and make a lot of noise that irritates the shit out of everything around them.
by JustAnotherGuy October 26, 2012
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Seagulls are birds that make a squeaking sound, and are commenly known to steal human food. People call them scavengers, and do run away from them when the fly over people. They are known have a common habit of dumping there crap on peoples heads, but dont do it that often.

Seagulls are most common in Great Britain, and have become more of land birds, and the amount of rubbish tips e.t.c have become home for these adorable birds. They now can be found pretty much everywhere. They are very big, and there are many types of seagulls.

There real, formal name are gulls. But just are called seagulls because of when they used to be mostly at sea. "Seagulling" someone is not a sexual act, as it has never been done before with any British Male. Theres ways of making them leave you alone, just throw some food on the ground. It will cause a small flock to gather.
Seagulls can be in different colours, mainly:

- Black & White
- White
- Grey & White
- Grey & Black
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A particularly painful act. A "Seagull" is when a man rubs sand onto his dick and then has intercourse. Often done at the beach.
Holy hell Dave, did you know she likes to Seagull? Holy shit, that bitch must be an extreme masochist.
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Stupid fucking bird that doesnt do any good
"i fucking hate seagulls"
"me too"
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An animal that is called a 'rat with wings', white nasty bird
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Seagulls are fucking assholes and can go die in a hole.
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People with no money who want to share your drugs
As soon as the boys found out i had a bag all the seagulls were begging me for a line..
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