Seagull

A demon bird that comes out of nowhere and hunts you down until you give it food. Then it shits on you. And then it attacks you for more food

Man: these fucking seagulls need to leave make alone!

by ThatOneGuyk June 22, 2019

Seagull

Those crazy ass chicks- you know the ones- who’s only goal in life is to date every musician they possibly can, while ruining the lives of other young fans. Lord help the fan who gets in her way of meeting the band- SHE SAW HIM FIRST!

The man got off the stage, to the flock of seagulls waiting for him at the autograph stand.

“Great... boys, it’s time to break up a fistfight...”

by The_UnlovedOne August 3, 2019

Seagull

where someone cums in your arse and then you shit it back onto there chest

jake did a seagull on bayley, it was kinda hot

by Tharmekul August 3, 2020

Seagull

When someone jerks off two guys on either side of them while giving head to the third in front of them. Looking like a seagull flapping its wings and moving their head forward and back.

“My two friends and I went over to this chicks house last night and she seagull us while we talked about our fantasy teams”

by Realfactx February 28, 2021

Seagull

juli

julian is a seagull

by Aiyana101 March 31, 2021

Seagull

The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).

Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.

Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh

by Auch August 1, 2021

Seagull

A squawking, entitled scavenger who has nothing to say and they say it too loud.

"Could you speak up please? I can't hear you over this seagull."
"That club had more seagulls than Brighton beach"

by Jonty Bonty January 14, 2022