The terrible illness that a person (usually female) gets when they read fanfiction for a prolonged amount of time that contains no lemons (aka: smut, sex).
So I was reading this fic and I was wondering when there would be a lemon, but then I noticed it was rated T! I've got serious fanfiction scurvy now, can you link me to some good lemons?
by answer42 July 19, 2010
Get the fanfiction scurvy mug.A white pirate man that raps about being a pirate. Captain Dan is much like a black rapper in that he talks about women and money and drugs; but he also relates it to being the "baddest rapping pirate ever known to be".
A regular rapper might say; "I need a dime, that's top of the line,"
But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
But Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew would say; "I got a proposition for ya, lass, let me plunder that ass, or you can ride on me mast, avast!"
by MyNameIsZura October 29, 2011
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The condition of getting sick from eating the same food in the cafeteria all the time due to limited variety. This may occur frequently at universities that offer unlimited meal plans coupled with extremely limited food choices.
I've been eating nothing but pizza for a week because it's the only thing that tastes like real food here, but I think it's given me caf scurvy.
by Spynoirdancepunk September 18, 2009
Get the Caf scurvy mug.This is what happens when an alpha gam gets so wasted on spring break that she gets seasick on land and hallucinates seeing pirates in south padre.
Damn...that alpha gam prez had stomach scurvy so bad she thought she was a seasick pirate wench in the 1800s.
by shadews May 1, 2012
Get the stomach scurvy mug.1. A common occurrence when a person playing (often games) on the internet neglects to eat or drink food for a long enough period that they die or their body atrophies to a husk.
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
2. A tragic plague that struck many internet pirates after limewire went down
"Did you hear about that Korean Starcraft player?"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
"No what?"
"He died of internet scurvy in an internet cafe surrounded by food after playing starcraft for 40 hours"
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Get the Dick Scurvy mug.The sexual act of a male reaching climax, pulling out, and ejaculating into his partner's eye with such force they have to wear an eye patch for at least a week.
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