When your butt itches and you have a stored up fart, you violently squeeze the fart out in such a turbulent fashion that the itch was instantly eliminated, thus killing two birds with one stone.
by tootmaster9001 December 15, 2019
From the beginning
by albaniangal June 08, 2009
Hey you just flew out the window after the car crash and your head is cracked open
It's okay tis but a scratch.
It's okay tis but a scratch.
by Hampto March 31, 2016
Incredibly messy handwriting that is nearly impossible to read. Usually the only person who can read it is the person that wrote it. Sometimes not even they can read it after a while. The writing looks like the footprints and/or scratches chickens leave in the dirt hence the name.
by IceWarm June 21, 2004
When a person feels pleasure from the sensation of being scratched on the thighs, back ,stomach etc.
by The real bunny<3 August 14, 2021
A term used when talking about fresh scars from one’s cutting of them selves, typically used to cover up the cutting.
John: “hey what’s that on your wrist”
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
Jane: “cat scratches”
Jane found help and is now a functioning member of society
by Depressedandgay February 07, 2022
When an itch occurs just below the arm pit and you scratch it with the arm on the same side of the body as the itch.
by Whooty wrangler December 05, 2011