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Scan & Scram

Something that university/college students do in order to get the attendance marks for lectures/tutorials/seminars/lessons that they never attended. They can the attendance scanner outside the room their lesson is in with their student ID, the system marks them as present and they leave and go home or somewhere else other than the lesson. Smart teachers/lecturers will not allow this to happen and will manually change it to absent once they notice the student isn't there.

Scram is an informal word for leave or go away.
Student 1: You can afford to miss another lesson mate.
Student 2: Don't worry. I'll just Scan & Scram, I'll be fine.
by LordJenal October 18, 2022
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scram

Get out of my sight.
Person 1: i jack off to women's boobs on discord
Person 2: HOLY SHIT, DUDE. SCRAM RIGHT NOW.
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Scram

A person or being if you will, that tells you they are going to do something then backs down on their word.
Mike: Two games of call wowzers i better take a poop break!
Mikes Mommy: You better clean these dishes you supposed to clean YESTERDAY you little scram!
Mike: But i just told the boys to get on call of duty mommy!
by spady November 11, 2019
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Scram Blunt

Aye blunt that was half way smoked out out and smoked the next morning
Damn all I have is a scram blunt but we can smoke it
by jermane king April 10, 2017
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scram turtle

a scram and an awkward turtle, in one. the most socially awkward, scrammiest person you can think of.

scram: A punk bitch. A snitch. Someone who is probably going to end up getting fucked up. Someone you don't chill with...ever.

awkward turtle: A word used to discribe the gesture made by your hands after a line or series of lines have been spoken that have now resulted in an uncomfortable silence. A motion performed by stacking one's hands on top of one another, extending the thumbs and rotating the thumbs slowly. Performed after a friend has said/done something awkward, either to ease the tension or further humiliate the friend. And silence ensues
Jordynn stop being a creep, you scram turtle
by j holee September 6, 2009
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scramming out

The one night stand version or muffing out but it's more hit it and quit it
Oh mate I've just been scramming out that fat bird in corner she had a Fanny that was as wet as an otters pocket
by ALumpyTrump October 9, 2016
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Klu Kluck Scram

A small online collective group dominated by a manipulative narcist who constantly meddles in the personal lives of their small cadre of followers. undermining their self image & esteem playing them off against each other. This toxic collective will typically hold court on some corner of social media somewhere where the narcist feels they'll have opportunity to grow their miniscule following. Typically this group of maladaptive is predominantly female following 'mean girl' rules, though there are also typically a few gay adherents (often closeted) & asexual males involved plus the attendant compliment of socially isolated heteronormative men seeking sexual gratification. However there are predominantly (often exclusively) male variants of such groups that typically also identify as Incels or hate groups. It is unknown to this researchers whether there are GBLT variants. Anecdotally there have been unconfirmed reports of such groups.

Typically anyone the narcist feels is or becomes a threat or has the audacity to question any of their many impetuous decrees is typically targeted very publicly for some minor or inconsequential or imagined infraction the narcist will make a big show of blowing up at before melodramatically ignoring them. Inciting their followers to hate bomb, ridicule, harass and dox the offender, which followers are quite eager to comply with, as it offers them a temporary relief from the relentless internal manipulations the narcist conducts otherwise.
"WTAF?! Looks like this bitch sic'd her Klu Kluck Scram on my ass. All I did was correct her on twitter about some antivax misinformation."
by Vigilant Vagabond January 9, 2025
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