schwanky

A word similar to "swanky," usually used by those under the influence to describe something only perceived as swanky to the drunk.

"Wow, that limo sure is schwanky!"
"That's a taxi."

by Kroger Brand July 16, 2009

schwanktastic

as good as a schwank. awesome, fantastic

"that dog is so schwanktastic"

by the schwankiest schwanker August 22, 2004

schpink

an onomatopoeic word meaning "a pleasing sound resulting from two objects colliding," for example, the sound of a driver hitting a ball off a tee or the sound of a fastball being driven to the gap

That tee shot was perfect; I was like---schpink---and the ball was gone, 280 yards at least

by tanxenchou June 1, 2011

schwankie

A man that will do anything to get out of work. He'll show up after you set everything up and be all "oh everything is all done? swaggggg" and leave.

schwankie is so swag.

by swaggerthanthem October 28, 2011

shpanked

There are two possible meanings. The first meaning refers to getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you can no longer stand up straight. The second meaning refers to when somebody has wanked one out in a nearby outhouse.

Person 1: Dude, I'm so shpanked right now.
Person 2: Well no duh, you took a 6 minute keg stand!

Person 1: I feel so much better, I just released all of my sexual tension.
Person 2: How did you manage to do that?
Person 1: I just went and shpanked one out in that outhouse over there.

by The McClapski March 1, 2017

schtanket

The one blanket in your household that you use to pass gas in and try, and possibly fail, to hide from others

Pass the schtanket; I had beans tonight!

by Cameltwah December 15, 2020

Schwanky

It can mean your mom.com, it can mean bussin bussin it can mean dope, the best, chips, videogames, it can even mean that every rose has its thorns

you looking mad schwanky my boy

by Manuellle December 23, 2021