Schnoodle Noodle

German for dick snot.

That gap toothed bitch guzzled my schnoodle noodle. ja ja.

by Will.C....... November 7, 2007

schooled

to get defeated miserably-to lose with humiliation

Kobe could school Ron Harper anyday!!!

by Anonymous December 10, 2002

Shit Schooled

Shitting your pants while walking home from school.

Kid comes bursting in.
Kid: I just got shit schooled!!!!!!!
Mother: Get the fuck out.

by Zolbayar February 5, 2010

Schooled

When an individual gets taught a lesson in a harsh, demeaning, manner.

May also be used to describe the loser of a given competition or game.

Frank - "Hey dude, I totally schooled that nerd from woodshop class!"

Mitch - "Oh snap! That makes you the schooler and him the schoolee!"

Frank - "You said it, bro."

*Slaps five*

by Koolguy_GT500 March 16, 2010

scroodle

To scribble and doodle simultaneously in a fashion where it looks like your kinda mental(past experience).(IT helps to sniff sharpies)

My scroodle has a puking muffin on it!

Eww your scroodle looks like crap.

ARe you scroodling or having a seisure?

by Leanna T. February 8, 2008

schmoodles

1. a term of endearment
2. often refers to a cutie
3. very adorable

Girl: Hey schmoodles, how are you.
Boy: Hi muffin, I'm great.

by Presti June 25, 2008

schmoodle

The act of cuddling with a significant other.

I want to schmoodle John Mayer, twice.
Do you think you can fit in a schmoodle session this tonight?
I could schmoodle you anywhere, especially in the boat house on Lake Quacumquasit.

by Gray! October 22, 2008