schwartzentruber

total awesomness!! very creative in poetry and dancing, could be the next Kevin bacon ( Footloose)

Ashley: check out that guy on the dance floor!

Kim: thats hot!, he's a total schwartzentruber!!!

by kisskiss1 February 4, 2010

schmertz

Bad luck or misfortune. Especially in a kharmic sense.

You'll have such schmertz tomorrow for pushing me down those stairs!

by HJR May 2, 2006

schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011

shmart

adj. the opposite of synthetically intelligent, supplying constant streams of verbal suppositions in intense corporate meetings.

ole romer was so shmart, he discovered the moons of jupiter have have varible periocity, thus suggesting the speed of light might be constant.

by dude1nyc November 22, 2014

schart

Gas out of a rectum, and much much more.

"Oh Crap, I just scharted my pants!"

by Tommy May 6, 2005

lisa schwartz

Lisa Schwartz (Lisbug) is an American YouTube Star , entertainer, singer and actress. Has over 1 million subscribers on YouTube. com and is in a relationship with YouTube Star Shane Dawson and own Unicorn (Corny the Dog)

Lisa Schwartz is dating Shane Dawson

by Smiler April 10, 2015

Schvartze

1. (derogatory) Yiddish term for a black woman or girl (Schvartzer for a man or boy). Not so nasty as the 'n' word, but harsher than 'colored' or 'negro' in American English at the same time period (up through 1970's). Ironic also, since many Yiddish terms in Europe developed around maintaining privacy and concealing meaning from hostile non-Jewish German and Russian speakers, and many Yiddish speakers in the US through the 1960's believed black people, even the servants they employed, did not pick up on this.

Black maid picks up ringing telephone, New York City, ca. 1965: "Hello, Rubenfein residence."

Jewish woman of a certain age says: "Adele, is that you?"

The maid replies, "No. Mrs. Rubinfein is out, may I take a message?"

The other woman: "Who is this?!"

The maid again, weary: "This is the schvartze."

(True story, I knew all the parties involved, though I changed the names)

by googlyelmo November 12, 2013