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schlipper

Several definitions, all derived from Phil Mitchell's pronunciation of the word 'slapper'. Phil Mitchell is, of course, a character from the BBC soap-opera 'EastEnders'.

1. a) A 'slapper'. Derogatory colloquial slang for a female commonly found in the Home Counties of England. Generally between the ages of 16 and 30 (though not exclusively), they can't handle their alcohol and their moral standards are lower than their boob-tubes and looser than their g-strings (due to repeated removal).
1. b) A 'slapper' when referring to a male. Generally a piss-take by the person in question's 'mates'.

2. A form of footwear, generally warm and 'cosy'. Most suited to watching daytime telly when there is nothing else to do.
1 a) Watch out lads, the Bacardi Breezer crew are out tonight, and they're all complete schlippers.
1.b) Dave's pulled everyone in his tutorial group, the schlipper.

2. I love my schlippers. Perfect for watching Richard and Judy on both of my days off.
by Boxman December 22, 2003
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schloupen

Schloupen is something super amazing and vanderbar
OMG holy schloupen whats the poopin!!!!
by DJ BIBZZ January 31, 2008
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Schloop

I turned around for one second and she schlooped my credit card right off the table!
by megan the vegan July 8, 2017
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schlupping

v. To carry an object or objects from one location or another, usually with some amount of difficulty.
Schlupping bags from one end of the terminal to the other is a pain in the ass.
by Fordfox April 25, 2006
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meat schlop

For such a slender and skinny girl, I didn't expect to find such meat schlop between her legs.
by fav January 27, 2007
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schloopy

Schloopy is best characterized as the insertion of a sock in a womans vagina, followed by the insertion of the penis into the sock, providing more friction and a ready made cum rag. Derived from the sock puppet on Malcolm in the Middle. Can also be used in the anus, but it is much more painful.
Parker likes to use a schloopy.
by Anonymous April 6, 2003
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