salami rocket

when having gay butt sex with another male with out lube for hours on end and you get a bad rash on your dick from his dry ass hole.

blake mitchel and evan berry were having extremely dry butt sex and blake pulled out and said wow evan your dry ass hole gave me a salami rocket...

by jujo and black bastard March 11, 2011

go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog

Just a nonsense sentence dubbed as the longest palindrome (word, sentence or phrase spelled the same forwards or backwards) that has meaning.

"go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog" is already a sentence.

by styxfan July 30, 2014

saraid

Saraid is a funny kind girl, Normally with beautiful blonde hair. Saraid Likes to get involved with arguments then takes it too far. Apart from that lots of people like her.

Saraid is the one to laugh with.

by Darcy Smith May 2, 2018

Heidi Salami

My old fuck buddy

I can't wait to Heidi Salami tonight.

by diskullman February 3, 2010

sarmie

South African word for sandwich.

It's probably derived from the Afrikaans pronunciation of 'sandwich'.

Could you make us some sarmies?

by George McBob May 12, 2009

salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009

Hide The Salami

to have heterosexual intercourse as a man. Your penis is the salami, and it is hidden by inserting it into a woman's vagina.

If you could play one game for all 12 hours in a day, what would it be?

I'd play Hide The Salami. ;)

by desperado_gun February 21, 2010