The act of finding something out on television (a talk show, local news, etc...). This is in reference to the talk show hosted by Jerry Springer. The news can vary, you may find out your dad likes to dress up in women's clothes or you could find out your wife has been cheating on you with a horse.
I was in Springer Shock! My girlfriend and my dad! Man, that is messed up!
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
Matthew got a Springer Shock when he found out Donna was having girl on girl action with his Grandma.
by taxingtacos September 15, 2010
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(also Springer limit) The intelligence limit for any conversation dominated by interruptions or shouting.
Though a child could have taken my point, I found it impossible to explain my position to the irate, chattering imbeciles due to the Jerry Springer limit.
by YouDirtyApes May 31, 2011
Get the Jerry Springer limit mug.When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 5, 2011
Get the Lap springer mug.When you hide in a bush while masterbating. When someone walks by you spring out of the bush yelling jerry repeatedly while ejaculating on or near them.
Friend 1- Hey man i pulled The Jerry Springer on Sarah the other day. It went all over her new Sketchers.
by BingoBongo1994 November 18, 2017
Get the The Jerry Springer mug.To cause your family members to become like the guests on the Jerry Springer show. To cause family members to become unwilling guests in your own version of the Jerry Springer show.
While fucking my girlfriend in the dark, I made her smell and suck some dirty creamed skid-marked panties I had stolen from her daughter's laundry hamper. Afterwords, I told her what I had done and she said "man that is hot!". I Jerry Springered that whore!
by Panty Thief November 3, 2008
Get the Jerry Springered mug.when I bailed on happy hour last week and she saw me tagged on Facebook with another woman, she went all jerry springer on my ass...
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