George Santos

To take without permission an item belonging to a family member, friend, or close associate.

"I left my bag in your car. Don't George Santos it. I need it back."

"Steve just left and now I can't find the new iPhone cable I just bought. I think that son of a bitch George Santosed me."

by mcflyfarm January 19, 2023

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8-Way Santa

A type of blotter paper LSD. It was pretty common to come across in the 80s and 90s. It is famous because of the rock group, Tad, whose second studio album was entitled 8-Way Santa.

Dude 1: Yo dude, you know where I can buy some acid tabs?
Dude 2: Yeah dude, I know a guy.
Dude 1: Is it legit?
Dude 2: Yeah man, it's straight 8-Way Santa, I tripped on that last month, crazy.

by MattTheRipper October 23, 2009

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Purge of Santa Anna

The liquid excrement thats pours out of your asshole after a long night of tequila shots and hot tamales.

Marc did not want to preform popa tuesday with his child bride because she recently preformed the Purge of Santa Anna.

by Jill Weiss April 5, 2015

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Santa

A fat guy in red who comes to your house once a year and point at your mother, your sister, your daughter and say: Hoe Hoe Hoe, Merry Chrismas !

Thank you for your kindness Santa.

by TrisaDiamond March 25, 2016

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A morbidly obese child molester who lives in the North Pole and, depending on how attractive he finds you, will either put you on his naughty or nice list. The naughty list is for sexually promiscuous kids and adults who will be fucked by Santa Claus on Christmas, and since he deems them more attractive, he will barge in unannounced and violently rape everyone around him. The nice list, on the other hand, is reserved for sexual illiterates, abstainers, and other children. Since Santa deems these people less attractive, he will simply date rape them by spiking their Christmas treats with sedatives. He also watches everything you do at all times. That includes your showering and masturbation sessions. Whichever list you're put on depends on whether or not Santa thinks your body is attractive. Thus, he will make comments on your body parts (especially your ass and genitals) and record it so he can decide on whether or not you're worth fucking (naughty for attractive, nice for less attractive). He also visits malls regularly during the holiday season so that he can trick children into sitting on his lap, which allows him to grope their asses when they least expect it (or boobs, if they're available). Somehow, the FBI is okay with this.

Jill thought he'd bring her a copy of Disaster Movie, but Santa instead raped her and her son! I gotta call the cops!

by Yopmail User August 22, 2022

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