JD Samson

a member of the electro-punk feminist band Le Tigre

JD Samson i fucking awesome, I love her!!!!!

by rosex September 14, 2007

uncle sampsonite

This nigga will rape anyone and anything, i mean he is amazingly horny 24/7.

"Marquisha: Yo how much lean you drink last night nigga"
"DraQuan: Enough to pass into the 12 realm and get raped by old Uncle Sampsonite my niBBA"

by PapaLewy January 27, 2017

Sampson

Slang for weed aka marijuana. Originating from the movie "Half Baked" Starring Dave Chappelle

"You want to talk to Sampson?"
"How's Samspon doing?"
"Bitch you know what i want... I want to talk to Sampson!"

by 40oz-Warriors July 18, 2008

Samson

Samson got this name from the witches of Samsungnia, specifically Angelica.

They didn’t like him having an iphone.

Original name was Sam, Samson can now never touch an iPhone or he will spontaneously combust.

👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

Angelica: I WILL NAME HIM SAMSON 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

by shannonthealmighty June 30, 2021

Samson Alabama

Small tiny town in lower Alabama that has two stop lights and everyone’s fucking a relative.

Omg she’s got to be from Samson Alabama.

by Anonymous892621 August 26, 2021

homer sampson

HOMER SAMPSON

homer sampson is the dank version of homer simpson

by homer sampson312 November 13, 2018

national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021