Rural dictionary

An online resource to consult when confronted with colloquialisms originating from rural areas.

The old geezer told me his wife had to go take a dunk 'cuz he just finished giving her a chicken-house slide.
I googled "chicken-house slide" on the rural dictionary at www.ruraldictionary.com and discovered that a chicken-house slide is a synonym for a Cleveland Steamer

by FarmerKC October 20, 2011

rural pink

expendable asian vagina found in the United States. Usually poor, uneducated daughters of laundry and convenience store owners.

Dude, my main man just got out of surgery, should score him some rural pink

by Honky Shit February 26, 2005

rupal

1. someone who attracts crazy
2. a person who drools a lot
3. a scientist who likes to be poke tested
4. a girl who is in love with optimus prime

man, i fell asleep last night and totally rupaled all over my couch!

by androdd October 27, 2008

rutali

its an Indian name
it means queen of seasons

my name is rutali

by rutali March 27, 2004

Rural Chav

The lesser known Rural Chav displays the same characteristics as the regular (or common) Chav, the major difference being that the Rural Chav lives in a village rather than a town or suburb and probably has furry dice in his/her tractor rather than a "hot hatch" and styles their hair with lard.

If one were to draw a comparison between Chavs and Pigeons, the pigeons you find in rural woodland (akin to Rural Chavs) carry less diseases than their urban cousins (The Common Chav) but are still essentially flying rats!

by lisa_urban May 16, 2008

Rugal

A cheap middle aged tap dancing arms dealer suffering from a middle age crisis who's soul purpose in life is to take revenge on kyo for kicking his ass.

dont pick Rugal, He's fucking CHEAP!

by wave September 19, 2003

ruralsexual

A sloppy male with no real concern for his appearance. This apparent lack of concern is probably rooted in the “rurosexual’s” lack of interest in pursuing an attractive female. The “rurosexual” is just as interested in the less attractive females or, abandons the pursuit of human females altogether for the easier target of mid-sized farm animals.

This is the antonym of Metrosexual. Also called "rurosexual"

Steve has really let himself go and he smells like a barn, I think he has become a ruralsexual.

by Seewolf December 12, 2007