Rusty Venture

When you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don’t let her go to the can. Then you have anal sex with her and she $#!*$ all over your @!*#. So right when you’re about to get off, you take it out and you blow @#$% $!@* on her back. You finish by eating all that junk off her back without using your hands.

Man, giving that girl a Rusty Venture after having chili dogs was a very bad idea.

by JonasVee November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

The dirtiest, most self-degrading sex act you can perform alone.

Oh, he was in the bedroom giving himself a Rusty Venture.

by Doc Hammer's Illigitimate Kid November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jack off so much that your dick turns red and is painful to touch.

I had some "me" time today. A nice hot shower, spinning at the gym, a warm-rock massage, and then I gave myself a Rusty Venture.

by Go team venture November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

It's not that good. It's when you jack off so much in one day that your dick gets red and raw.

I was so lonely and pathetic that I gave myself a Rusty Venture last night.

by kingofterror November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you Jerk off so many times your dick gets red and sore.

Nathan hasn't had a girlfriend in 6 years, and every day he gives himself a Rusty Venture.

by Atticus620 November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you rub your finger around a guy's asshole while you jack him off into his own ass.

Why don't I take you up to my Budoir and give you a little Rusty Venture?

by Colonel Gentleman November 25, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off someone with one hand and spin them around while running a finger along their asshole.

He gave me a Rusty Venture last night

by Al the Monk November 25, 2010