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The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!
person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!

------------OR------------

person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
by Wickedly Awesome!!! September 24, 2006
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rumpwrestler

Rumpwrestling is the Art of pinning another male down in a wrestling bout and sodomizing him relentlessly. The Art of wrestling the male into the position of 'an attack upon his anus'.
Rumpwrestler(s) can be found throughout the Planet and should be avoided in showers or bath houses.
by Rob Jackson March 21, 2005
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Rumery

Noun, also see "Coach Rum." A large, manatee-shaped creature with a plethora of great, oozing blisters profusely erupting over the entire facial area. Her weakness is her inability to reproduce without the aid of medicines, which, fortunately, do not exist at this point in time.

In addition to her day job as a math teacher, Coach Rum runs a lucrative beverage dispense business. She has quite the affinity to "lemon" Gatorade.

Her mating shrieks have been known to be heard by canines only. She has often been known to try to "siren" children to her after-school "tutoring" sessions through use of her ultra-soprano singing voice, usually blaring out a country tune.

Her other weakness is her source of power - her ever-expanding stomach, or "crystal ball," if you will. She rubs it constantly to keep her strength up.

Beware! Spewing puke might occur during the early morning hours. Keep out of range! She can shoot up to 50 feet!!
My God, Coach Rum, she hath come!! RUN!!
by PeeMS April 9, 2005
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Rupert delay

When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.
Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.
by Sniippered March 5, 2022
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ramper

A person that performs ground operations for an airline on the apron/tarmac or "ramp" as it is known in the industry. Rampers handle the loading and unloading of baggage and cargo, plus service the aircraft with power, water, heat/AC, and the lavatory.

Within an airline, the term generally refers to the whole of the fleet service employees, though within that work group itself it refers only to those agents that actually service aircraft at the gates. As such, some employees -such as bag runners and bag room agents- dislike the term as they don't consider themselves "rampers".
The gate agents were trying to get everyone boarded before the rampers were finished loading the plane.
by CrispyEd May 13, 2008
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Rupert Graves

Actor, born 30 June 1963 in Weston-super-Mare, England. Best known for playing Detective Inspector Lestrade in the BBC series Sherlock. Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
A: Tell us about Rupert Graves.
B: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
by Tobias Gregson June 29, 2011
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Rumer

Rumer is usually a name for a really unique and different, but weird girl or boy. Always silly and stupid but knows how to have fun. Very pretty lovable trustworthy but also mean. Friends with almost everyone.
Ashely : Hey what's that girls name i met he but forgot to ask?

Arinna: oh thats Rumer.

Ashely: oh she is really nice i like her although she seems really different.
by miamigirl54321 July 25, 2011
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