Ruben

A weird ass man who has a fascination with fucking bunnies

“That boy is an absolute Ruben, did you see the way he was looking at my bunny”

by chickentenders29238 November 22, 2021

Ruben

A guy that can be very very gay
He helps you with anything even your relationships he’s a good friend perhaps a best friend when you are close be there for him he’ll be there for u

“That’s my friend Ruben!”
“He’s gay thou”
“idfk he’s still my friend”

by smexy_t4ylor December 4, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is a very sexy portuguese guy and he can have sex for 60 minutes straight without cumming.
He's very strong and he loves his friends and pussy.
Like a real man, Ruben prefers ass to boobs.

Random Girl - Oh! Look over there! It's Ruben!
Ruben - Hello sexy woman, would you like to have savage sex for and hour?
Random Girl - For sure! Oh my god!

by António Mendes December 22, 2021

Rubens

A male name reserved for only the kindest of boys. Men named Rubens are incredibly kind and extremely friendly. They are the amazing boyfriends and make perfect husbands. With no fear of anyone's opinions, men named Rubens will pursue their dreams at all costs and talk about their passions until your ears fall off– in an endearing way. He is a nerd in a nerdy way, not a geeky way and will be upset if you don't know who directed Star Wars.

My husband Rubens is so kind, and he plays Lego Star Wars on the wii with the kids.

by LavaLampOnYourDesk June 19, 2022

ruben

the whitest boy on the planet, although he's mexican he's whiter than the white poop on the floor from the step brothers movie. he tries to act hard but he's not, I can literally beat him up w my pinky toe. he has "so many gfs" and he thinks its a flex but its really not, he's the most embarrassing person, dont fall for him because aint nobody want a guy like him to break they corazon.

Girl 1: Rubens kinda cute...
Girl 2: dont ever say that again if you want to continue being friends

by brothaaaaa October 6, 2023

Ruben

Ruben is a kind caring and sweet person who is very quiet and timid he is such a great friend

Emily; I wish I was like Ruben

by I’msorrytohearthatyourgrandmap April 20, 2021

Ruben

A awesome dude, who's better than Indy.

Ruben is better in Aion than Indy.

by Psycke November 14, 2016