Rougen Splash

A shit of unexpected magnitude, density and cohesive quality, such that when it hits the water in the toilet it creates an almost Sea World like eruption of water that cascades across your ass cheeks.

Dude, I went to take a quick dump but imagine my surprise when the shit ending up being a complete rougen splash.

by Dr. Ike August 3, 2011

Rotulence

The most vile, rotten and putrid flatulence that can be expelled from the human body. Rotulence is thick, pungent and engulfs all breathable air within the surrounding area. The odiferous stench can linger for extended periods and often clings to the inside of the nose. Rotulence is noted for its inherent ability to induce gagging and retching in the individuals that come into contact with the rancid gas.

Roger and several of his friends set out for a weekend road trip. The lunch stop at Taco Bell later proved to be an ill fated move when Carl blasted several rounds of a fiery bean burrito induced Rotulence. Roger was forced to pull to the side of the road, roll down the windows and allow everyone out of the car to obtain breathable air. They later drove to a nearby gas station allowing Carl the opportunity to eradicate his rancid bowels.

by Eaton Holgoode September 17, 2015

emotional roulette

a potentially lethal game of chance in which participants partake in events that could kill them emotionally.

Person 1: "Hey where's your roomate at?"
Person 2: "Oh, she is at her ex-boyfriends house."
Person 1: "Didn't they break-up like 2 years ago and he's married now?"
Person 2: "Yeah, but shes always liked to play emotional roulette."

by Mel Berner January 17, 2009

Funkychair roulette

An unusual game usually played at the office, where one person tries to get rid a smelly chair by switching it with someone else's

I almost got rid of my smelly chair, but somebody played funkychair roulette while I was at lunch.

by OCHAGunny1313 January 9, 2011

sexual roulette

Having sexual intercourse without the use of a condom with a child bearing able female that is not on birth control. Leaving the pregnancy possibility in the control of a higher power or the questionable fertility of the partner. Known as gambling with parenthood. Can come in many forms, i.e. drunken hook up, bear-hug blast, fake rape, etc.

"Virginia is pregnant?!"

"Yeah, that lawyer wasn't so lucky in his game of sexual roulette."

"I don't have a condom."
"Fill me up, Gambler. Let's play sexual roulette!"

by Gleaven May 15, 2014

The Roulette

For when you and your lads are feeling a little frisky. You, and your boys and 1 girl are all in the room. You and the boys masturbate and cum into a jar until it is filled to the brim, the lady friend then turns her self upside down with her pussy facing the ceiling, you now mix the concoction of man juice and ready a funnel to pour into the lady's vagina. After you pour it all in, the game begins. The Game ends in 9 months and the loser now has to pay for child support.

You: Yo boys, wanna play The Roulette?
The Boys: Sure bro, who tho?
You: Jessica
The Boys: oooooh, that is not someone u want a kid with
You: Hey man it's just a game

by NK7 October 8, 2019

pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009