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Renesmee

This single worst thing which has ever happened to you.
Dude, last night I: totaled my car; got arrested; got molested. It was my Renesmee.
by Mrs. Bateman October 11, 2008
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Renesmee

Half-pire daughter of Bella & Edward Cullen (see Twilight franchise-cult).

Name betrays social-climbing Bella's woefully proletarian origin. The rest of the Cullen clan was tempted to kill both 'Bellz' (actually short for 'Beelzebub' not Isabella) & Edward, then rename the baby.

Warning: Will be/is probably on baby name lists in trailer parks and lean-to shacks nationwide. G-d help us all.
Jodecahedron, Tanquerae, and Renesmee were arrested on the ave. last night hoeing for crystal meth!!
by Amanita Muscaria December 30, 2009
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Rodescent

Fluorescent lighting fixtures used in Rodarte fashion shows.
We just received the preliminary light plot for Rodarte and there are NO RODESCENTS on it. (Final version: 96 fluorescent fixtures in the shape of a goat used as scenery).
by The Rodescent Master December 24, 2011
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ranesha

A ratchet... she does her own thing and nobody can stop her... she is fun crazy loud and probably black... She will kick yo ass and not think twice about it. She also makes a perfect best friend

(Also called Ronesha)
Dayaumm ranesha... u kicked his ass!!
by purplepandaaa October 16, 2013
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Romnesia

A mental disorder that allows you to saying absolutely anything to win an election. Even if you do not actually believe it, or have said said the opposite in the past.
When Mitt Romney says "I don't believe employers should tell someone whether they can have contraceptive care or not" in a debate, he is suffering from Romnesia.
by Pro-Planned Parenthood Girl October 19, 2012
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Renesmee

Full name: Renesmee Carlie Cullen

*spoilers*

A half-vampire spawned by the famous dynsfunctional teenager lovers, human Bella and vampire Edward Cullen in the fourth book, Breaking Dawn, of the Twilight Saga written by Stephenie Meyers. With bubbly brown eyes and a need to suck your blood, who can resist this little leech? Not Jacob, who upon first site on this child, falls madly in love. Though rest assure, he's not a pedaphile. He's giving her a promise ring. In about seven years, Renesmee will already reach adulthood (eighteen years) due to her quick growth and maturity. She also possesses a gift much akin to telepathy, letting her mother and father communicate with her even when she cannot speak yet. It is assumed her future will arise to greatness, and also some mad lovin' with Jacob.

When giving labor, Bella was about to die. As a human still, she did not have enough strength to endure the little creature trying to squirm -cough, claw, cough- her way out. Edward, always the knight in shining (literally, he shines) armor, simply chewed his way through Bella's uterus, allowing both to live. Bella also was turned into a vampire as an effect of this, er, magnificent deed.

Later, Renesmee is thought to be a danger by the ruling vampiric family the Volturis. Bella plans to have Renesmee run away with Jacob, but thanks to Alice, Renesmee's rare predicament of being a half-mutt isn't so rare at all. Another halfing exists in good condition, proving that Renesmee will be okay. Cue happy ending.
Renesmee is also called Nessie, like the Loch Ness Monster, much to Bella's chagrin. And any other loyal fan's too.
Fan 1: "Man, what was Stephenie Meyers thinking? Renesmee Carlie? That goes together like giraffes and post-it notes."
Fan 2: "I know. Plus, they call her Nessie like she's some type of monster."
Fan 1: "Well...she is."
Fan 2: "Psh, don't tell Jacob that. He likes his girls young and bloodthirsty."
by nonabugg October 17, 2008
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Romnesia

a. The ability to pull a lie from the deep recesses of one's own ass in order to completely contradict your earlier recorded statements.

b. Coming off as an arrogant prick whenever your audience does not consist of the super-wealthy.
He forgot the password to his offshore bank accounts?? I think that fucker has Romnesia.

Before saying he'd be delighted to ban abortion in all circumstances, he said he would never waiver in his pro-choice positions. That fucker clearly has Romnesia.
by Danjak October 19, 2012
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