rodeo of love

when you're doin your girl from behind either in the ass or pussy and you call out the name of her sister or best friend, then attempt hold on for 8 seconds without getting bucked off you have survived the rodeo of love

dude there i was hittin my girl from the back, i called her sisters name, but my rodeo of love lasted all of two seconds before i broke my nose on the wall.

by DOC LOCO April 22, 2007

Roned

Getting slayed in a sport or activity.

My neighbor from down the street to join a game of basketball;he got roned.

by #roned May 14, 2015

elbow rodeo

a creative game, created for intelligent people. The game consists of one person holding out their arm, their competitor grabing their "wenis" or elbow flab and holding on for dear life. The first person then jerks their hand towards their shoulder continuously, this tightens the skin on the wenis making the second person lose grip. The object is to get the person to let go, or to hold on as long as you can. Can you face the challenge?

On his first date, Dawaun had LaKeysha go on an elbow rodeo to break the ice.

by zues hey May 3, 2006

Bowden Rodeo

A place that you don't want to be.

“The shitty bands on tonight’s bill are a real Bowden Rodeo”.

by myownbiggestfan May 3, 2021

ass kiss rodeo

Having to kiss someone's ass so much that it becomes a show in itself. This was a bit on the Adam Carolla KLSX radio show.

Everyone disagreed, but to keep their jobs they all played ass kiss rodeo to make him happy until he left the meeting.

by NCdubmixer July 22, 2009

Goat Rodeo

A situation during which a pre-planned event goes horribly wrong and demonstrates a total lack of communication, coordination, and forethought. Generally, this requires either of two parties, one being in a management or planning role that performs inadequate preparation and the other a participant that is utterly incompetent. The result is absolute chaos and failure. In a military context, this is any activity involving A) Iraqis, B) Afghanis, or C) the US Department of State. The involvement of two or more of these participants can result in an increase in fuckery several magnitudes greater than one alone.

I was assigned to lead a coalition mission to reestablish educational facilities in Durkastan. I knew it was going to be a "goat rodeo" when a douchebag in a suit walked into our tent and said "I'm with State, I'll be in charge from now on".

by HolyHammer October 12, 2016

Keyboard Romeo

Somebody who is very charming with the ladies through text/ instant messaging, but is really awkward in real life.

Guy through text: OMG You're so pretty!
Girl through text: OMG THANKS!
The next day at school...
Guy: ...
Girl Hi!
Guy ...
Girl: What a keyboard romeo.

by Pseudonym_1 February 11, 2013