Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

ritee

The most sportiest girl you will meet.has a very kind soul and all the boys go crazy for her. Long beautiful hair and contagious laughter.

Girl: favourite girl?
Boy: Ritee

by SerenityBlu April 23, 2018

Ritenemleps

A medical condition where someone can physically die of embarrassment, if the issue arrises

Did you know that Jessica was recently diagnosed with Ritenemleps?

by Shreccccc October 17, 2018

Rituja

Rituja is a pure soul. She knows her limits and is mostly an introvert and shy kind of person in the real world.She is a simple and sover girl. Takes time in making friends. Coming to her love life, she can love only one person in her whole life and can never forget that specific person. She is truly ambitious in life and wants to focus not only in studies but also in other curriculums. As we can't judge a book by it's cover that's why don't even try to judge her by her face. She tries to stay away from extrovert people. She is very self-obsessed and concerned only about her close ones.

Rituja is a simple girl.

by Srituz November 25, 2021

All-Rite Jooce

Any generic form of Kool-Aid. Not quite the real thing, but it's "all-rite". Complete with a mascot, "Jungle Jooce", he busts through walls just like the Kool-Aid man, but instead of declaring, "OH YEAH!", he says, "THAT"LL DO!".....oh yah, and he's a milk carton, not a pitcher...

"Mom, when are we getting off of welfare so we can afford Kool-Aid instead of this crappy All-Rite Jooce?"

by Haimee April 1, 2009

Owl rite

All Right

We'll deal with this problem tomorrow, Owl rite?

by Chatterted October 12, 2011

Immortal Rites

Gathered for a sacred rite

Subconscious minds allied

Call upon immortals

Call upon the oldest one to intercede

Rid us of our human waste

Cleanse our earthly lives

Make us one with darkness

Enlighten us to your ways

From churning worlds of mindlessness

Come screams unheard before

Haunting voices fill the room

Their source remaining undefined

Shadows cast from faceless beings

Lost for centuries

Lords of death, I summon you

Reside within our brains

Cast your spells upon our lives

So that we may receive

The gift of immortality

Bestowed on those who seek you

Immortal Rites

by Death Menace September 26, 2022