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Reynold's Wrap

v.
1) Paranoid delusional
2) An unsubstantiated conspiracy theory.
See tinfoil hat
Bob was really Reynold's Wrap before they upped his meds.
Don't tell me you really believe that Reynold's Wrap!
by John in Iowa June 28, 2005
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Burt Reynolds

When you give someone a Hot Carl, cut out a strip in the plastic wrap so that the person's upper lip will be exposed. After you shit on the person, remove the plastic wrap and they will be left with a Burt Reynolds mustache. For advanced Hot Carlist, you can try a Freestyle Burt Reynolds. This is where you try to place a big fat turd on the upper lip without the help of the plastic warp.
Yo, dude! He just placed a big ass Burt Reynolds on that chick.
by bokeypunk October 17, 2006
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Ryan Reynolds

One of the sexiest men on the planet. Not only because of his flawless appearance, but because of his sweet and hilarious persona, as well as his amazing talent.
Ryan Reynolds is America's Jessica Alba.
by ryan's sexy, yup September 11, 2009
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Burnt Reynolds

Not your typical sunburn; a burn only felt by suave motherfuckers, hence the Burt Reynolds namesake. Tom Selleck, whom I'm sure sported a Burnt Reynolds on more than one occasion during the filming of Magnum P.I., could also work as a namesake, but doesn't rhyme with burn in any conceivable way.

Common amongst those of Italian/Latino/Pacific Islander other olive complections, whom are chronic tanners and/or surfers.

Doesn't show the red of a normal burn because the person is too tan already. Once they have reached their deepest tan, it's the condition just slightly beyond this.

Symptoms; extreme dark tan, slightly crispy texture, with a little extra heat; see "afterburn" but never appearing as a haole red burn; see "lobster face"

Commonly occurs after long surfing sessions in the tropics. Or overtanning by Guidos.
Brah this Indo boat trip has got me straight up Burnt Reynolds... I don't know if my skin can take another 8 hour surf session tomorrow...
by NYGuido February 20, 2011
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Carter Reynolds

A 19-year-old asshole who used to be a part of Magcon and doesn't know what "NO" means. He dated Maggie Lindemann and a video went viral of Carter trying to force her to give him a blow job.
by Espinosagirl101 September 15, 2016
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Dexter Reynolds

A small man who thinks he can fish like someone of wicked tuna but in reality he can only catch minows
Dexter Reynolds can’t fish to save his life
by Vanessa Gronowska May 10, 2019
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Burnt Reynolds

When you’re eating out a ginger and their pubic hair creates a mustache above your upper lip.
I went full Burnt Reynolds on her last night!
by no original thoughts May 18, 2022
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