system requirements

That thing you do not meet when calling a technical support hotline.

-Sorry sir, but you do not meet the system requirements and therefore do not qualify for support.
-Thanks for nothing asshole

by James Legroove February 6, 2004

Kore ga, Requiem da

The thing Giorno Giovanna said when he got hit by the Requiem arrow

Giorno Giovanna: Kore ga, Requiem da
Also Giorno Giovanna: Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda^325897 times
Diavolo: *Stuck on a Death loop*

by r0xANDt0l June 20, 2020

System Requirements

The requirements you need (RAM, hard drive space) to run a certain program. In most cases, they are not met.

System Requirements: Ten Squillion Megabytes of RAM.

by Rohan February 1, 2004

gluck gluck requiem

the gluck gluck requiem is when a lady gets a vacuum surgically implanted in the throat and turns it to full power, she then blows her man and tries to pronounce the alphabet, giving different feels to the original gluck gluck with more power and more efficency

'Yo bro you didn't come to work today you good?'
'Nah my girl gave me the gluck gluck requiem, took it out of me'
'Fair enough Bro, you got a real one there'

by Fucking Nedder March 9, 2021

Requiem

An arrow from jjba that can be used to make a stand stronger than its normal

Like how Girono Giovanna used it to get Golden Experience Requiem.

by Starz_ September 21, 2020

Requiem for a Dream

A great and terrible movie leaving you fealing as if somehow and in some way your the cause of everything is your fault and god loves you a little less.

AJ, "whats the matter Logan"?
Logan, "I just watched Requiem for a Dream..."
Mike, Dear god NO GOD!!!"
Logan, "why do i have to suck......its all my fault....

by LOOGAN November 20, 2011

system requirements

1. System specs required to run a program or install a piece of hardware on your computer.
2. Way to make you buy new computers.

System requirements.... 500$ and a trip to Staples/Business Depot...

by Tim February 8, 2004