asian raisin

A redneck who is also annoying as shit.

Guy 1: Damn! Adin is sure an asian raisin!
Guy 2: Yeah! He's not even asian!

by Uhh_fuck_memes? November 18, 2016

Raisin Baby

When a man inserts his full scrotum into the mouth of a waiting eager partner who begins to suck on the fore mentioned scrotum until it is dripping with saliva and then blowing on the scrotum until it shrivels up.

Friend 1: so what did you and Geni do last night?
Friend 2: she gave me the sloppiest raisin baby.

Friend 1: nice

by Raisinbaby October 10, 2016

Raisin Bran

Raisin Bran is a version of the scoop, but done with both hands; hence 2 scoops of Raisin Bran.

"John walked around the corner and I Raisin Brand'd his ass!"

by Nick Meers July 11, 2008

cock raisin

A cock so shriveled that it looks like a raisin. The male opposite of a twat waffle.

That pool must be dirty cold! Check out that ninja and his cock raisin!

by twaffle in vegas January 26, 2009

packing raisins

when your nipples are cold due to the weather and are hard enough to cut through the floor/glass

yo look at the broad shes packing raisins...
damn bro look at those raisins

by ballsdeepinlove December 30, 2009

Raisin Farm

A place where raisin people are held up all day. More commonly known as an old folks home.

Duncan: Hey bro I got a case of beer and two hotties, how do I get to your house again?

Bro: Go down Madrona Ave. till ya see the raisin farm and make a right into the apartments across the street.

by DunkMonkey January 08, 2008

Raisin Factory

An old people's home. So named because they go in all healthy and plump, and come out all dried and shrivelled, in a box.

"Mum and Dad sent Nana off to the raisin factory. It's called a Retirement Village. It's where you retire from having a life"

by MagickDio March 14, 2010