Powning the Noob

a clever term to describe the male act of masturbation.

#1: dude, why the fuck are u so damn sweaty?

#2: i just got finished powning the noob for a good hour!

Powning the Noob by squanchfest69 March 25, 2009

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

Peninger by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

pwnzing 

(verb - present tense)

1. Owning, or otherwise, triumphing over something or someone.

2. Ownzing, meaning, beating, besting, working, or otherwise winning over a particular task.

1. I just pwnzed this network with teh 1337ness DoS attack!

2. I was totally pwnzing the hell out of this riced out Civic in my Evo when all of the sudden his bumper flew off.

pwnzing by webguyEvo9 May 2, 2007

Peninger

The application of a finger as a substituite for a penis (in some cases, transplanted) especially the thumb for extra leverage and stimulation.
Also double peninger for anal stimulation also.

a peninger a day helps you work, rest and play

Peninger by Lambchops_rare2010 July 11, 2010

Pining 

There are two definitions of pining
1. To fuck/engage is sexual intercourse
2. When two people are all over each other.

"Julia and Ryan are pining on the couch."

Pining by JARULE September 17, 2012

poning the noobs

Getting your ass kicked in gears by GraGraGravity

Poning the noobs is fucking awesome

poning the noobs by Jim Morrison fucked your mom February 21, 2009

Pining 

An offshoot of whining, mostly heard issuing from loudmouth office types.

Monday morning, and Stef is pining already....

Pining by terrible Terry tate September 27, 2005