Ball Puckering

Something that is the antithesis of sexy, ugliness/unsightliness personified, the appearance of which literally makes an average male's scrotal sack pucker up while his testicles retract.

"Dude, Heidi Montag thinks she's hot shit, but in reality she's the most ball puckering slore I've ever seen."

by D. D. Flummox April 17, 2010

Plungering the Monkey

A fancy phrase for sex.

He was plungering the monkey last night.

by Rosey Palmer May 29, 2011

Plundering The Dungeon

the act female carnal exploration done by a male (as referred to exchange of words between Principal Masterson and Ned in the soon to be blockbuster hit "17 Again".)

Mr. Yang wants to keep plundering the dungeon of Ms. Marla until her dungeon explodes.

by Pepito Batumbakal April 24, 2009

pundling

When using duct tape, pundling means making cuts in the tape that are not as wide as the original duct tape. This can be intentional, as in when you need a smaller piece of duct tape than can be given with a normal strip, or unintentional, via accidentally tearing the tape down the middle.

"Can you tear me off a smaller piece? This is too wide."
"Yah sure, let me just pundle it."
"Perfect."

"Fuck man, pundling just cut my duct tape down the middle!"

by RedMarker February 24, 2009

plundering chunks

puking, uuurrggh!

Oh man I had some bad shit last night & was plundering chunks!

by knerstie fnerstie June 25, 2004

puckering starfish

when you 69 a girl you shove your cock into her mouth so she gags. then you look at her ass hole pucker

betty was totaly into the 69 so i sliped her a puckering starfish and almost got my dick bitten off!

by superking October 17, 2004

Pandeling

When your friend is a fucking dumbass and doesn't know what is going on.
They are very highly intelligent and send very unfunny memes.

Pandelings also have a huge hentai addiction
Don't do a pandeling

"You're a fucking pandeling "
"Can you stop pandeling?"

by Pandeliisadumbass April 27, 2020