Peeler Pumper

Someone who dates or is dating a stripper.

Mike is a peeler pumper

by Netropolis March 18, 2019

pumper dumper

One who pumps and dumps.

WHAT?! JAKE IS A PUMPER DUMPER?!

by Fredrick Delmar March 27, 2020

Melon Pumper

Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.

"See you, you're a melon pumper!"

by melonpumper October 7, 2012

Proton Pumper

One who proton pumps

Omg Denis I had no idea Devon was a proton pumper

by PumpMASTER3000 October 12, 2021

Pumper's Doom

When you are trying to squeeze your fingers together but you can't. Mainly caused by excessive masturbation combined with cycling into work.

'God damn my hands are hurting, I can't squeeze my fingers together, my girlfriend (who is a physio) tells me it's "Pumper's Doom"...'

by Trevor Osser June 22, 2016

Meat Pumper

(Male Version of Swamp Donkey) a bro who pumps his meat then pumps on Drunk swamp donkey} girls at bars or boats. They have low IQs and love showing off their really shitty tattoos In the summer. They usually have some wealth, (not acquired) but definitely live in the suburbs. If they live in the city the meat pumpers flock to very touristy/douchey areas. In the winter you can detect a Meat Pumper by smell. (Drakkar Noir, Axe Body Spray, Old Spice products, etc)

Wow look at these meat pumpers...they look like they not only got their wardrobes from Sears in Greece...they also smell like they sampled everything at the fragrance counter as well! Pee yew!

by CUDDY July 20, 2020

Harlem Pumper

a hit in someone's testicles with someone's fist. Most of the time it hurts real bad for at least 5 minutes.

Sean was given a Harlem Pumper by Matt, Sean was crying and laying on teh ground. He was in alot of pain.

by someone that was bored February 17, 2006