pullin the goalie

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Pullin A Hovorka

When you pull a hovorka

Dude 1: what's he doin?
Dude 2: he's pullin a hovorka

Dude 1: sick

by Aaron_IsCoolIGuess June 17, 2022

pullin a criss

to be sneaky to someone, taken from 'criss angel', because criss angel is sneaky with his tricks

"he's a pullin a criss on ya with that scam!!"

by anonymous47198417698598625792 August 6, 2008

Pullin' a Smitty

To get a massive stiffy at an inappropriate time.

"Dang, shoulda seen Shea the other day, he was Pullin' a Smitty when that little boy crashed his bike."

by SaveMeFromSmitty February 16, 2014

Pullin' a Scoma

See: Socratic Irony

Dude: "Man, Snooky was asking a whole bunch of questions she already knew the answer to in class today."

Chick: "Ya, she was really pullin' a Scoma."

by aardvark adventurecon March 2, 2010

pullin a farve

Changing your mind and or standing more than a few times on a given subject or situation. Being wishy washy or undecided on a subject like Brett Farve.

hey man we are still down for the movie tonight if you wanna go...sorry bout pullin a farve on you earlier.

by Big 1645646113 January 27, 2010

pullin' wolf

masturbating an extremely hairy phallus.

"the date went so well, but the sex was awful; I ended up pullin' wolf for 40 minutes and didn't even get to cum. . . . . . ."

by Dadison January 19, 2021