Meat psychosis 

A Side Effect of an Unexpectedly good sexual Encounter that may cause Light stalking and Thoughts of Relationships

Gave her such a splendid noodling, that now shes developed meat psychosis.

Meat psychosis by I dont know what a pseudonym January 31, 2022

Nesting Psychosis 

The hysterical state-of-mind that women achieve when preparing for a party at home or preparing for visitors.

BD Mike: "Jess's family is coming over for the weekend and she has the nesting psychosis bad! I'm walking on egg shells here!"
Eric: "I feel you dawg. Sarah had a work party at home last weekend and got the nesting psychosis badly too. I told her to take a deep breath and tried to hug her and she looked like she wanted to punch me!"

Nesting Psychosis by Eric Reuth January 26, 2023

Sales Psychosis 

Dialing and sending text messages to every client possible.

J 🦢

J 🦢 lives in sales psychosis.

Sales Psychosis by John 💰 February 8, 2023

Pot Noodle Psychosis 

The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

Pot Noodle Psychosis by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

Dr. Psychosis 

He is the only man who can convince psychiatrists to commit suicide. He is the only man who can convince nuns to give him thier virginity. He can also convince pimps to become saints and their whores to become nuns. He is the sole reason why Trump decided to become president.

He is the one who watch the world burn without raising a finger.

He loves cookies & intimacy.

Mother: If you don't brush your teeth then I will call Dr. Psychosis.

Child: *dies from a heart attack*

Mother: well dang...

Dr. Psychosis by The Head of the Illuminati June 9, 2020

Mass Formation Psychosis 

When someone makes a phrase up on a podcast, and rapid sheep fanboys rush to Urban Dictionary to try and include a “real” definition.

Person 1: “Hey man, you might have Mass Formation Psychosis!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, you’re right, check out my pants…”
Person 1: “No, bro, that’s just a big turd.”

Mass Formation Psychosis by RickyWake January 9, 2022

ad-psychosis

When advertisements appear in-between television show breaks, you are uncontrollably overcome by a burst of energy, which is otherwise described as ad-psychosis.

John got 'ad-psychosis' and started a fight with his brother.

ad-psychosis by pRopS March 20, 2004