prestoopnik

Nadsat slang for a hardened criminal.

I was in staja (STAte JAil) 84f, among hardened prestoopniks and smelly perverts...

by David R. July 11, 2006

Poopy Presty

A terrible event where a person gets so drunk, usually from stealing Joel's vodka, then decide it is a good idea to start emptying their bowels all around the house. Ruined couches, carpet and beding is not the worst of it. When mommy finds said person naked in the closet covered in feces, yeah that's gonna top it all off.

OMG Did you hear about Scott pulling a Poopy Presty last night? He's never gonna live that one down. OWND!!!

by serotonin November 10, 2006

Prestige Disease

A disease which causes many teen males to stay home from school in order to rank up on call of duty. The only symptoms of prestige disease are a long period of time spent playing the game, and rapid ranking up by a player on Xbox.

"Mike, do you know why Paul never showed up today?"
"I heard he stayed home because he has prestige disease, he has played two days of Call of Duty in the past week."

by TheGreatJamal April 8, 2010

preston wyka

a bird lookin ass bitch boy who cry’s to his daddy to solve all his problems. he sends dick pics to a girl and says it was his cousins. not to mention that he’s a freshman that considers himself a sophomore. his nose is way bigger than his micro penis

preston wyka

by anonymoususer1276 October 29, 2018

prestige gooning

A state of sexual pleasure achieved through masturbation in which one ascends beyond consciousness and becomes one with his penis. The utmost form of gooning.

I got so far into prestige gooning yesterday that I became my penis.

by tomatoBhutan May 6, 2022

Preston

He's the type of guy who, as soon as he finds someone, he immediately will fall for her. He instantly knows he has feelings for her, but might be too shy to tell her. He knows that no matter what would happen to her, he would do anything to help her. He is humorous and everything he says is funny. People who really would care for him won't notice his flaws, and most don't care for how he looks. All that any girl wants in him is his personality. He has everything that a girl would want from him, starting with the kindness from his heart.

You cant even explain how amazing a Preston is :)

by luke_i_am_ur_father September 25, 2018

prestridge

Some guy who never has cigarettes of his own but will go to great extents to get one of yours. He does however always carry a lighter.

Im sick of this prestridge bummin smokes off me!!!

by super fly tnt January 11, 2010