Prostalgia

(N.) The renaissance of culture and technology of the late 19th - mid 20th century, followed by "Prostalgia" or "Prostalgics". This culture movement is infused with modern day accommodations, and is based in the Baltimore, MD/Washington DC area, (which are major Hipster hot spots) and this movement is the classier brother of the hipster movement.

How to spot a prostalgic person;
What music they like, what they wear, and they're overall appearance tend to be that of your grandmother/father when they were young. These people tend to be confused with Hipsters, however, prostalgic people tend to uphold old values and ways of life, only using modern luxuries when strictly necessary. Prostalgic people also are connoisseurs of class, whereas hipsters have modern lifestyles infused with only a small bit of old world items.

Pure breakdown of prostalgic people to average people;

Avg. Person - 90% modern, 10% vintage
Hipsters - 80% modern, 15% vintage, 5% Starbucks
Prostalgics - +70% vintage, 30% modern

Here is an example of a Prostalgic being recognized at a cafe;

"Hey, is that a hipster over there at that cafe?" She asked.
"No, he's just prostalgia." He said.
"How do you know?"
"He's using a typewriter instead of a computer, see."

by ThatVintageGuy December 15, 2013

prostathot

Someone under the age of 21 that fucks for money, whatever they want, or what they need.

Oh my God did you hear about Becky? I can't believe she's only 17 and has a baby...AND She fucked her baby daddy for a bag of diapers for their baby....she's such a Prostathot.

by Oh2badhedidnttellya December 26, 2017

Prostak

Its a nice way to call your friend in Bulgaria when they do something smart or clever.

Dimitur: Look i fixed the door!
Georgy: Prostak

by Airqn October 18, 2021

Prostate Wings

When you earn your red wings by downing your own blood out of your lady’s pussy.

Achieved after having a prostate biopsy because you produce bloody semen for six weeks afterward.

I was blowing another load of bloody cum in my wife last night and I yelled DRACULA!

Then pulled out and chowed her box until my face looked like a strawberry glazed donut, thus earning my Prostate Wings.

by Bookbagman February 10, 2022

Pronstar

1. A new age pornographer who predominantly updates and or distributes their "goods" and merchandise using the internet.

2. A pornstar who has gained his or her fame or at least notoriety primarily from their internet following.

(2)Sola Aoi was known best in Japan as a Japan AV Idol. The majority of her new fans are from abroad thanks to the internet distribution and file sharing of her works, deeming her a Pronstar.

by Dr.Libido July 9, 2006

prostatot

A girl who is under the age of 13 and dresses like a complete whore/slut. Many can be seen on the Boardwalks of the Jersey Shore wearing tube tops and short skirts.

You: "Dude, that girl wearing the short skirt and the tube top is like 12"
Me: "She's a Prostatot!"

by Ghawazi August 27, 2005

Prostate Disaster

(noun)
the act of a prostate exam going extremely wrong and having the doctors finger permanently stuck in the patients anus

Chipotle: Why is there a doctor walking behind you with his finger in your butt?
Kenny: prostate disaster
Chipotle: Oh, I dig

by Patioprimapes May 11, 2010