Princeton

n. the most selective Ivy League school with the coolest students... and engineers .

I'm going to Yale for a year, but hopefully I do well enough to transfer to Princeton afterwards.

by hartk July 20, 2008

Princeton Cheesecake

When you're giving a guy a blowjob and you blow chunks all over during it.

Dude, it was a great blowjob, but then she just couldn't take seeing my roommate gutting that sacrificial goat in the room so she gave me a princeton cheesecake!

by ipwntmario May 13, 2008

Princeton Wv

The holy land of the great and nobel Nin-Jesus. part man part ninja part messiah. also home to an alarming 6000 inbred backwoods cracker fucks

I went to princeton wv and all I saw was crazy rednecks with the 3 wolves and a moon t-shirt.

by BeAsTmAnmakesgoodsandwhiches September 23, 2009

Pringleing

tha act of stackin' paypa

"...I let my chips pringle up" Fabolous - Everything, Everyday, Everywhere

Wuss poppin' playa where u been at?... Juss pringleing baby, naw mean!

by Ohmyohwhy June 16, 2010

princeton / princetoning

The act of not completing a task or job because it is deemed too hard or too much effort.

princeton / princetoning

He has not done any of the work I give him he just keeps princetoning it!

I was going to fix the pump but I decided to princeton it.

by Superkarlphd October 14, 2019

Princeton

Not really a part of New Jersey, Princeton stands out in many ways. In denial about their proximity to Trenton, residents choose to focus on the elitist university that proudly stands in their midst and the athletic communities that fester as a result. The Princeton Public schools are nationally recognized but anyboby who's anyone goes to private school mainly starting in kindergarden, or at latest, in 6th grade. All the avant-garde highschoolers go to boarding schools, mainly exeter, hotchkiss, taft, and of course Lawrenceville. All middle schoolers dream of going to lawrenceville. For those who aren't ready to leave yet apply as a day student. Only the best of the best get in as day students, and the others are forced to sever ties with homes and move out. Weekends are spent in town shopping at j.crew or morning runs by small world coffee or, as a last resort, starbucks. In June and into mid July children attend sports camps usually focusing on soccer in the early years, eventually progressing onto squash and lacrosse. By august everyone is gone either to Nantucket, the Cape, the Vinyard, or Fishers Island. Most people have nicknames that are printed on the back of appropriately faded sweatshirts, worn with seven jeans, and flip flops year round.

Kelsey: Hey Mads how are you? I haven't seen you in Princeton since forever!
Mady: OMG kels I KNOW I can't believe how long its been! Want to run to small world?
Kelsey: Ah I was just there this morning on my way to lville. Lets go to Halo Pub and you can tell me all about Taft!
Mady: Well, theres not much to tell since you guys killed us at sweet laxin!

Princeton is the New Jersey version of Greenwich.

by anonymous12945738 May 18, 2006

Princeton Day School

A pretentious school where white kids THRIVE.

The only way to thrive at this school is if you play :

(Boys) Fall: Soccer Winter: Ice Hockey Spring: Lacrosse

(Girls) Fall: Field Hockey Winter: support your boyfriend at the rink.... Spring: Lacrosse

That girl goes to Princeton Day School. I mean she's either there because she's a genius, or her family is rich.

by livelovelaughstarbucks March 12, 2019