Precocious

A kid who hit puberty by six.

Guy 1-The kid is driving a car, that's almost impressive except he's gotta pull over, he doesn't need to be driving.
Guy 2- Would you quit being so hard on the kid, he knows what he's doing.
Guy 1- Yea, you're right I'm overthinking it, I should keep going its nothing.
Guy 2- Are you okay man? Its just a kid driving, you never saw a kid driving.
Guy 1-That kid had to be in kindergarden.
Guy 2-So you never saw a kindergarten driver, he's a little precocious, what's the matter? The kid is fine, let him drive.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018

peehole fisting

The art of taking you're own fist,and sticking it in a Penishole/Vagina hole.

Peehole fisting isn't just an act,its a way of life.

by evanw2192 April 29, 2008

Prehormonalcunnilingusitis

One whose loins burn for those of under the age of 13.

This 49 year old male has the Prehormonalcunnilingusitis for Sarah, by the way she's in grade 7.

by Marcio Sargento June 18, 2007

preconceptualize

to form an understanding or define a concept before you are actually exposed to said concept

I had preconceptualized the strip club as having a bunch of naked women dancing in a dark and smoky bar.

by Erawdrah September 26, 2005

precordial catch syndrome

a sharp pain that occurs amongst adolescents, under/behind the left ribcage. This sharp pain will come and go, and it is NOT life threatening, it usually goes away in adulthood. when this pain occurs lots of people take a quick and big breathe in, until they feel a pop in the spot and it goes awhile for a few moments. Dont worry you are not having a heart attack!

bob:ouch! i have a sharp pain in my left ribcage. what do i do?

Doctor: Absolutely nothing, what you have is precordial catch syndrome, you arent having a heart attack. you'll just have to wait till you become an adult, it'll go away! left ribcage pain

by sabastian ace July 18, 2012

predo

the innocent time before everybody that talked to a child was a paedophile. when teachers could pick kids up, and you were allowed to take photos at the ice rink.

predo times are most noticeable in movies made before the late '90s. practices and events which seem ludicrous to us now were perfectly reasonable because nobody was scared of paedophiles

in the mighty ducks film...emilio estevez walks into a school and gives the receptionist a list of childs names...he is then told where they all are and allowed to wander in to the school to get them.

in 'matilda' the elementary school teacher is allowed to take matilda to her house after school for tea.

these are not examples of paedophiles, but of normal adults in an age when paedophiles were not a worry to parents. - predo times

that film last night was so predo, the teacher took the child home with her for tea after school

remember when you were little and your teacher gave you a hug? that was so predo

by predo May 12, 2010

perhogies

a side dish that originated in Caucausia;
basically meant to be consumed with other heavy foods during manually driven farming operations. Best served scalding hot with cold fresh sour cream...
Despite the dietary and nutritional impropriety, it is a damn larruppin dish that can also be eaten by itself, but not with out the sour cream...

Perhogies, man, Perhogies!!!! GET OUT THE
COLD FRESH SOUR CREAM!!!!!

by J. Michael Reiter February 5, 2005