The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.
This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.
Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.
Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018
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A combination of the action of praying and the noises generally associated with an orgasm. Commonly used in the Christian faith.
Mom: "Yes Jesus! Jesus, Jesus, Jesuusssss." deep orgasmic sigh
Paul: Dude, my mom is totally having a prayer orgasm.
Bree: It's a prayergasm!
Paul: Dude, my mom is totally having a prayer orgasm.
Bree: It's a prayergasm!
by Paul Zepeda February 10, 2008
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Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
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by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009
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"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."
"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."
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