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thoughts and prayers

The appropriate statement by which a reference to a mass shooting must be concluded as written in the holy guidebook Guns & Ammo and endorsed by the great and divine church of the NRA.

This statement may be substituted for action and its utterance is believed by scientists to create new quantum realities in which that action was taken.

Failure to utter thoughts and prayers after referencing a shooting may result in sensible gun control legislation and/or improvements to American mental health care systems.
"Did you hear? Some kids got shot at school today! Thoughts and prayers!"
"Oh my - that person is shooting up a concert! Thoughts and prayers!"
by fire breathing sarcasm June 7, 2018
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praxter

an object that is very confusing and is carried in every pocket.
used in the song The praxter by Lovedrug "one you are beautiful two you are wonderful three you've got praxters in every pocket."
by devinwonderswhatthismeans August 9, 2008
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prayergasm

A combination of the action of praying and the noises generally associated with an orgasm. Commonly used in the Christian faith.
Mom: "Yes Jesus! Jesus, Jesus, Jesuusssss." deep orgasmic sigh

Paul: Dude, my mom is totally having a prayer orgasm.

Bree: It's a prayergasm!
by Paul Zepeda February 10, 2008
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Thoughts and Prayers

Random tragedy happens

Random Guy: "Thoughts and Prayers for so-and-so."
Same Random Guy: "Eh, what was it about? Nah, who cares?"
by Weaponized Dank Ootism October 11, 2020
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Prayer Force One

The name of the pope's private jet
The pope flew aboard Prayer Force One from Italy to Poland
by The Ramones Suck August 31, 2009
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prayer flossin

The act of praying or doing some other religious activity so public that the prayer flosser is attempting to make themselves look "holy". It's often done on Facebook by people who are religious, usually by Christians but can also be done by Muslims or any other follower of a religion.
Trish thinks she's so holy but all she's doing is prayer flossin'!
by wurdzwurthyo August 14, 2014
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Prayer of the Popular Viner

(As spoken by Josh Darnit)

"Now I lay me down to sleep; I pray for jays and brows on fleek. If bae should grind before I whip, turn down for what, but that backflip. *click* or nah."
Kevin: Dude, do you pray before bed?
Ben: Absolutely. I say the Prayer of the Popular Viner.
by BrittBrittBritt September 9, 2015
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