el portal

place in florida. anyone who sees an el portal police car while driving, even if they are not driving in el portal, immidiately slams on their brakes without paying attention to any other driver around them.

south florida driver: o no a cop from el portal aaaahhaaaarrraaaaa!!(slams on brakes)

Krazy Karl: its ok dude im pretty sure hes off duty, and were in the middle of pembroke pines.

someone who thinks they know everything: you know...they can still pull you over

el portal by white cash October 20, 2006

YouTube Portal 

When a friend shares a youtube video on facebook that acts as a portal and traps you in youtube for a good 30-40mins.

Guy 1: Ricci is such an ass at sucking me into YouTube portals. Yesterday he posted a video of a baby bear playing with a dog and for 2 hours I was stuck watching cute animal vids.

Guy 2: Animal vids - classic YouTube portals.

YouTube Portal by The J-Rizzle September 30, 2013

friar portal 

The portal of friars. St ants "friars and friarettes" retrieve homework assignments from staff of St. Anthony's High School in this portal. No one is certain why they don't call it a website, so we guess that it always be unknown..........

Are they witches and warlocks?

"did you get the witchcraft homework from the friar portal?"

friar portal by ilovefriarsx0. December 29, 2009

Baby Portal 

Vagina, pink sink, vergina, or any other form of the word vagina, derived from latin vaginus, meaning without glory rod.

Prepare to receive my love plasm in your baby portal!

Baby Portal by Minge Broker April 8, 2009

pain portal 

noun

The gateway one passes through when suffering heartbreak or emotional despair that spontaneously emerges into radical self-love and acceptance of all that is.

After going through the pain portal, I feel freedom in my discomfort rather than a desire to avoid it.

pain portal by lovehascalledameeting May 17, 2016

stink portal 

anus

"I bent your mother over, and put it in her stink portal."

stink portal by Doctor Handsome June 30, 2008

king of the portal 

A title earned by the flash animator who receives the most portal awards for his or her work within a month on newgrounds. This only applies to Daily, Weekly and Review Crew awards. Although StrawberryClock does not meet the above criteria, he is the unofficial King Of The Portal.

Sad but true, Strawberry is the king of the portal

king of the portal by Sylvalant April 18, 2006