pooted

when your hittin it from the back and she shits herself

damn girl you pooted

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

Poopedo

A combination of the words poop and torpedo. When a turd-log comes out with such propulsion as to resemble a torpedo shooting from the ass.

I barely made it to the toilet before that poopedo shot out my ass.

by Smoy August 3, 2009

pooted

To shit in your pants when you only meant to fart.

Damn!! I need to go home and change my drawers!!
Why?
I just pooted!
Yeah, I can smell it from back here motherfucker!!

by Mo Jasper November 2, 2003

pooped a dragon

when after eating spicy foods, your shits burn your ass

"Yo Wally, where were you?"

"I Just finsihed my curry, then pooped a Dragon!!"

by DJTF2 April 1, 2009

poolet

When a person gags, making the sound "oolet" but then actually poops out the mouth, therefore it being a "poolet"

Dude i just pooleted in ur toilet after eating all that gross shit.

by Corbor April 12, 2009

pooped on

A toilet humor version of saying owned. Used often in video games, sports, or just beating someone at something.

Jim: "Almost got the game winning kill! Camping in Quarry was such a good idea!"
*Javelin Noob spams a javelin missle and kills him. Game ends.
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!!!!???"
Random noob: "OH YEAH BABY!!! Pooped On!!!!"

by Remlap1223 April 20, 2010

pooped on

to pwn someone at something. when someting bad happens to them. usually being funny

Wow, i pooped on allan yesterday on Halo3

by Pozar January 11, 2008