A Pony is a girl who wears a lot of makeup, does up her hair every day, wears really fancy clothes everywhere, and obnoxiously large and sparkly jewelry in order to hide the fact that underneath all of that she is just an ugly little horse.
Garrett: Who is more of a Pony, Kim Kardashian or Snooki from the Jersey Shore?
Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.
Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
Gary: Wait what do you mean they are both totally hot.
Garrett: Yeah, you would say that you are a total Pony Kisser.
by King BookRock August 12, 2011
One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.
The rest is self expanatory.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.
The rest is self expanatory.
Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.
Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?
Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!
Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!
A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?
Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?
Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!
Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!
A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?
by Kyle Elmer January 25, 2008
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by Aedyn September 30, 2018
A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.
by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014
A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality
"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse
by Big chappo October 24, 2018