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ponying

One whom 'PONIES'.
The act of Ponying requires a pony, two men, a woman, and a large rubber sausage. Preferably a squeaky one.

The rest is self expanatory.
Hey bro lets go ponying with beth.

Excuse me dear sir but I just have been on a ponying expedition with your son and his wife elizabeth...would you happen to have a moist towelette?

Ponying sure is hard work bill, How ya doing down there berta!

Q: Get that sausage out of that pony!

A: Whats wrong we're just ponying?
by Kyle Elmer February 17, 2008
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ponies

the name of any intramurel sporting team that is stacked with prossional players.
"I can't believe we lost to those ponies, JUST because they added Lebron and Kobe to their roster!"
by mike sok October 30, 2009
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Pony

I wanted to adopt a pony, but I just don’t have enough money!
by Aedyn September 30, 2018
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Ponis

*Jillian is rolling in the mud*
Emma: “Jillian stop doing a ponis”
by Emu Goat July 25, 2019
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Pony

A Pony is a fanboy of Playstation,2,3,4 ect... Usually will brag about how much better it is then Xbox. Even though both the Playstation and Xbox are equally great systems.
Guy1: Xbox sucks.
Guy2: Dude you're such a pony.
by Mr. HappySauce May 25, 2014
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Pony

A pony is a man who everyone one wants cause he is all pretty but then they realise how fucking useless it is cant compare to a war horse or a stalion and colt with it's weak physical aspect small dick and overall lack luster personality
"Do you know that new kid aaron?"
"Yeah"
"He's such a fucking"pony
"Yeah like honestly I need my self a stalion"
I need my self a war horse
by Big chappo October 24, 2018
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Pony

A word with the same meaning as pinny, small penis, used discretely to prevent teachers or authority figures from finding out what is being talked about.
Greg likes Kerry riding his pony although he cannot feel it due to its unhumainly small size.
by Yuppie November 4, 2004
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