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Plona

Adjective. Being inordinately tired, hungry, and angry (in that order), perhaps even so much as to slap a bald man in the face for an incident as minute as not using a coaster on a shitty coffee table.
Young Timothy was so plona, he even slapped the glasses off of this old man!
by Bill Stansberg October 15, 2006
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Plongus

A word that's definition is unknown to the mass population and is only known to the few that can speak the language of a wild Mow
Mow: Plongus
Spoon: Plongus
Yohapii: Plongus
UB3R-B0T: Plongus
by fuck i dont wanna pick name April 11, 2021
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poloneel productions

I wish i was as good as poloneel productions
by bald martin the god February 28, 2020
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Plong

placing your balls above the waist of trousers but beneath your tshirt, and then lifting up your tshirt to reveal your balls to random strangers whilst shouting "plong"
Hey Chris! What? PLONG! Dude put your balls away!
by Harrrrryyy06 August 22, 2010
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plonk

by daniel king February 16, 2003
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Pelonis

A thing that emits heat and gives comfort...and stuff
Jons pelonis makes me hot
by Kyle Stainton April 24, 2006
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Plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
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