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Pool Fart

That distinct smell of a fart ripped at a public pool or shower facility.
I felt my swim suit flap against my butt as I farted and was almost up the ladder out of the pool. People looked disgusted as my pool fart hit their noses- it had the distinct smell of musty wetness. Like an unclean dishwasher.
by Merriam EBster March 15, 2015
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Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome

When three or more people are riding in a car and they drive through a tunnel, all the windows are rolled down and everyone screams out the windows all the way through the tunnel. Their shrieking reverberates off the walls of the tunnel causing quite a ruckus.
Bum #1: Listen to those damn fools yelling out their windows!
Bum#2: They can't help it, Earl. I think they got that disease.
Bum #1: What disease, Fred?
Bum #2: That there Car Pool Tunnel Syndrome.
Bum #1: You're a fucking idiot, Fred.
by theinstigator September 22, 2016
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Pocket Pool

When you got your hand in your pants and your playing what that hangy thing on your body on the lower part. Then people start looking at you because they know your having fun over there.
Person 1: Matthew's over there playing pocket pool, isn't he?
Person 2: Yup. I bet he's having a ball.
Person 1: Nasty ass bitch.
by latrelljennings August 10, 2016
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Take The Kids To The Pool

Another reference to taking a shit. To "Take the kids to the pool" means to release your dookies in the toilet or any other place you'd like to go. Usually said when your going to have an unsolid one or in lots of pieces. Usually said only by men or totally awesome women.
MAN A "Hey bro i'm gonna go take the kids to the pool!!"

MAN B "Ok I hope they have a good time!!"
by petergriffin808 October 23, 2011
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Pococking

Widely believed to be a sexual act, which often happens in prisons, and involves a run up.
Liz took a robust pococking
by Dangerous Barry March 20, 2010
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fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.
Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.
by fiend31 February 19, 2014
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lukas podolski

A song heard at all German World Cup 2006 games, arguably as catchy as breathing itself. You may require counseling to get it out of your head.
"lu lu lu lukas podolski
lu lu lu lukas podolski
lu lu lu LUKAS PODOLSKI!"
(repeat 10,000 times)
by Ctrl1 July 10, 2006
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