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Plong

placing your balls above the waist of trousers but beneath your tshirt, and then lifting up your tshirt to reveal your balls to random strangers whilst shouting "plong"
Hey Chris! What? PLONG! Dude put your balls away!
by Harrrrryyy06 August 22, 2010
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plonk

by daniel king February 16, 2003
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Plongeur

a)

n.

A dishwasher, or sometimes one who performs any kind of restaurant-based menial work.

Originating in 1920s France, "plongeur" is French for "diver," the idiom was presumably created as a result of the damp nature of the work, or possibly because it was a job largely performed in deep Parisian cellar-kitchens.

The expression today is kept alive by smart-ass, American Liberal Arts majors who think they're smart because they read Orwell, and want add an air of romance to cover up the shame of the fact that they'll be hosing down buffet plats in back of the Golden Corral for at least eight years, until a cherry teaching job opens up, at a whopping forty grand a year.

b)

Some boring submarine no one cares about.
a)

"I hear Chipotle is hiring. Their best plongeur left to take a job watching after a docile imbecile."

b)

"Nobody gives a shit about submarines like The Plongeur."
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plonk

in Australian slang -

1: wine. usually referring to cheap wine but not neccessarily.

2: to place something down on a surface (even one's bum).
1: do you reckon a couple of bottles of plonk will be enough for dinner?

2: hey, come'n plonk your bum down and watch the movie, darl.
by periwinkle January 13, 2005
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ploonter

1. a lollipop who is tormented for their young looks.
2. a young looking fruit loop
That blonde haired kid is a ploonter.
by bobber006 May 20, 2008
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Plonkey Chops

Is a term of indearment refering to a person that often talks a lot of nonsense. Can also be used as an insult,however it is usually ineffective
Jake: Did you know that penguins are the only known birds to prostitue themselves?
John: Shut up, you plonkey chops
by Grizzly Griffin March 1, 2009
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plooge

Feeling like you are about to splooge while getting head in your ass
Katie: 😝

Matt: keep going!!! I'm about to plooge all over your face!

Katie: I'm not doing this again until you shave
by Abbylovesmatt December 23, 2013
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