When a bunch of friends get together and there's lots of group hugging involved, usually without socks!
Man me and my friends kept on having so many group hugs, I got so sweaty from touching all of them. It was like having a platonic orgy!
Remember that big group hug where we took off our socks? It was like a platonic orgy, lol.
Remember that big group hug where we took off our socks? It was like a platonic orgy, lol.
by Blubru May 20, 2015
A man who invests time, and dance moves to emotionally stimulate a woman to sexual arousal only to see her leave with another man.
That guy she is dancing with is obviously her platonic fluffer because she is leaving with that other guy any time now.
by VelcroTurkey January 2, 2012
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009
The platonic idea of love is non-physical, so there’s a natural irony in this kind of thing. The word platonic with the word blowjob is automatically an oxymoron. So, the platonic blowjob is a particular kind of act between two people who claim to be friends yet are sexually dependant on one and other (either by desire or sudden necessity). In other words, it’s a kind of booty call where one sucks the cock of the other to save or strengthen the friendship.
Amy: What do you think are the political ramifications of China switching to nuclear power?
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)
John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!
Mj: Hey, Amy, I’m sorry but I’m too horny too listen. I think I’m going to have to booty call my ex or hit on that pig drinking by herself over by the pool table.
Amy: No, don’t leave me alone.
Well, then what?
I have an idea! I’ll give you a platonic blowjob!
(Amy drops to her knees in front of MJ mphhhphh mphph mphphphhphhhhhh)
Ah, thanks. I think that China modernizing to all nuclear reactors will have a profound impact on the price of oil. It will drop . . .
(an example of a friendship saved by the Platonic Blowjob)
John: Are you dating Amy?
MJ: No, I like drinking with her.
John: Aha. She's been giving you platonic blowjobs, hasn't she? What a pig!
by Pigslut Master March 16, 2008
A very very very close friend of the opposite sex. A woman is a man's platonic friend if she's his best friend (or a very close friend of his), but nothing more.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
And yes, contrary to what's been said earlier, men CAN have platonic friends, just like women.
person1: Ashley and Brandon are so close to each other, they spend all of their time together. I'm sure they're dating!
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
Person2: Not necessarily, i asked Ashley yesterday and she told me that there was nothing between them, they're just platonic friends.
by Shelllsea July 20, 2009
Noun:
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
A person who has a friend who they are not romantically affiliated with but treat as one would treat a life partner, the bond is mutual between both of the friends.
How to identify is someone is your platonic wife
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
1) They are a female friend of yours.
2) They are the first person you text when you’re in an uncomfortable situation.
3) You’d call them your ‘best friend’
4) When texting, both of you frequently pass lewd, sexual or romantic messages to each other in a joking manner.
5) You either ride with them or die.
6) At a lot of times, you have a love hate relationship with this person.
7) There are no romantic feelings between you and the friend.
8) The only things that could break this bond are:
-differing opinions in food
-differing opinions in celebrity crushes
-differing opinions in anything hardly controversial
9) If you were to have a differing opinion to your friend about food/celebrities/non-controversial topics the crisis could easily be resolved after a sarcastic FaceTime between you and the friend.
10) You’ve been friends with said person for 2+ years.
11) You would got to prison or break the law for this person, and they would for you.
12) You use excessive amount of emojis while chatting.
If a friend applies to all of 11 or more of these rules, they are a platonic wife.
by limeboiz January 4, 2021
someone (usually a male) who spends time with an unsuspecting platonic friend in hopes of one day eventually getting laid by the unsuspecting friend.
Tyrone: Man Duncan has been hanging out with Ashley since 4th grade and he aint hit yet.
Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
Jamal: Ashley don't want anything to do with Duncan in that sense. He just a platonic predator...you know he thinks he'll get it one day.
by Jrob941 March 31, 2008