n Planking
Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
Verb: The art of actively lying down.
The objective of the perfect plank is to have a dead straight body, arms by side, palms facing inwards, toes down or pointed - to mimic a plank of wood.
*Variations are the vertical plank, the inverted plank, the hanging plank, multiple ply plank and many more.
that plank is awesome, it gave me wood
his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin
dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
his legs and arms weren't straight, that plank was gammin
dude, what on the hell are you doing? just a bit of planking, care to join me?
by Brisbane Planking Accosiation June 7, 2011
Get the Plankingmug. by Saints October 26, 2003
Get the plankmug. by Manshenstein February 24, 2011
Get the plankmug. laying down in your stomach facing the ground, looking as awkward/dead as possible Artitsts of this exciting sport have a creative nature. This sport is not illegal but frowned upon as "the man" of society thinks its of naughty behaviour however competitors in this nail biting sport think its the balls
guy 1: "man that guy is doing some awesome planking"
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*
guy 2: "dayyyyyuuum"
competitor: *keeps on planking*
by ={D December 11, 2011
Get the plankingmug. Lying face down on the ground with arms to the side of the body in unusual places to get a ''wtf?'' from people who are not accustomed to this activity.
Many plankers will take pictures of their planking and post them to the Internets to arouse laughter.
Some idiots might plank in unsafe places, resulting in stupid injuries.
Many plankers will take pictures of their planking and post them to the Internets to arouse laughter.
Some idiots might plank in unsafe places, resulting in stupid injuries.
Danny: Hey Drogo, did you hear what happened to Viserys?
Drogo: No, what did your idiot brother do again?
Danny: He was planking on train tracks and got hit by a train.
Drogo: Stupid Dragon.
Drogo: No, what did your idiot brother do again?
Danny: He was planking on train tracks and got hit by a train.
Drogo: Stupid Dragon.
by tincel1372 October 13, 2011
Get the plankingmug. Q: When should you plank?
A: When you're board.
I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.
A: When you're board.
I have to put the word "planking" here too apparently.
by Mister Doob July 16, 2013
Get the Plankingmug. by Emr🗿 February 7, 2021
Get the No Plankmug.